Risk Reducers T-Shirts

"I'm taking out some insurance in case I don't meet this month's sales target."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

On the brink.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Businessman at the deep end.

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Starting is the scariest part.

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

Handy chart

Cluster Catastrophe

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

Next year will be a good time to buy tech stocks. The tip of the iceberg.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

Fear and Uncertainty

'How was your ski trip?'

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

In and Out Tray

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

Covid Balancing Act