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Where Indian ink came from.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Raining

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Penny

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Whiskey wars

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Rabbit Punch

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Printers

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'