Rink Rebel Pillows

'Hello, 911?'

'You gonna stop fighting? Huh? I can't hear you!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Joe Henry

"I really got used to working from home."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Recipes.

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"