Rink Rebel Pillows

'Hello, 911?'

'You gonna stop fighting? Huh? I can't hear you!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"I'm unable to process this image."

Joe Henry

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"I really got used to working from home."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Recipes.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"