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"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

Licensing Officer

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

Whatever it is I usually think about.

'Fire straw one!'

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."

'Take a right at the second hog wallow and a right at the Starbucks and you can't miss it.'

A Hunting Party.

Country Cat/City Car

Scuba diver/bubbles