Right-wing Skeptic Pillows

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"God works in mysterious ways."

Politicians are from Uranus.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Progress?

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

QANON PROUD BOY

Alternative Accountants

"And Lord, let not thy laws apply to me, your loyal servant, but only to those miserable sinners whose souls we endeavor to save when it suits us."

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

A simple guide to political right philosophy

'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

Brains Prohibited sign on door to church

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'