Right-wing Skeptic Mugs

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Politicians are from Uranus.

"God works in mysterious ways."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Progress?

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Doing Something About the Weather

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Alternative Accountants

"And Lord, let not thy laws apply to me, your loyal servant, but only to those miserable sinners whose souls we endeavor to save when it suits us."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

QANON PROUD BOY

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

A simple guide to political right philosophy

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

Brains Prohibited sign on door to church

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."