Conspiracy Skeptic Mugs

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

The Anti-Agent

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Assumption

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

The Da Vinci Cod

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Gremlins 47

Alternative Medicine

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"God works in mysterious ways."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"