Riding Rule Breaker Mugs

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Alternative fielding positions

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Pole Vault Rules

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'