Traffic Rule Breaker Mugs

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

Where is my regular man?

'I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket.'

"How could I be texting while driving?"

ROAM: the Buffalo's Bison's version of a Don't Walk Walk signs.

"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"

No Yule Turn.

Man sees running figure escaping from crosswalk sign.

'You can't ticket me... I have a flag on my car.'

"Good morning, Squadron Leader - Having trouble taking off, are we?"

"Why are you stopping me? Those two cars I overtook back there were doing way over the limit!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Dog Crossing

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Pole Vault Rules