Riding Rule Breaker Pillows

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Alternative fielding positions

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'