Ride-share Regular Pillows

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Church Basement Foodie

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

How do fish get to work?

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"How much if I pedal?"

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

No Car Bar.

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Ubear.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"