Ride-share Regular Prints

"Your ride is here."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Church Basement Foodie

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

"Giddyup."

How do fish get to work?

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"How much if I pedal?"

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

No Car Bar.

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

Ubear.

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."