Rice Krispie Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

Cheesie Rider

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

Storage Unit of Love

Snail Coach

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

Man on motorbike.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

"Money's not the only thing in life. It's just the only thing I care about."

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Born to be Wild

'He loves hearing me scream.'

Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

The Anti-fascist Night Wolves

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.