Rhythm Trailblazer T-Shirts

Alternative drum playing method

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Is the MSG local?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Hither and Yon sign

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

See you at Charing Cross!

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Ready for a run!

Bear Signpost.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"