Rhyme Slingers Pillows

Poets Arguing

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Whatever!

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Forrest Gander

"Why don't you take off early today? Don't forget to pack up your desk...."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'Moon, June...'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

"Slogan."