Rhyme Slingers Mugs

Poets Arguing

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Whatever!

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'Moon, June...'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Forrest Gander

"Why don't you take off early today? Don't forget to pack up your desk...."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

"Slogan."