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Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck would automate the woodchucking process?"

Organized rhyme.

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

...You frightened her so you eat the curds and whey!

Robert Frost

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

You are my sunshine!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"Nevermore."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

Musician

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Forrest Gander

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Bob Dylan

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'