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Alexander Pope.

Felix Mendelssohn

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Nevermore."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Anton Bruckner.

Forrest Gander

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Poet

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

Dmitri Shostakovich

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.