Rhyme Appreciator Prints

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck would automate the woodchucking process?"

Organized rhyme.

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

...You frightened her so you eat the curds and whey!

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

You are my sunshine!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Nevermore."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Musician

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Bob Dylan

"But first, our national anthem."

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Forrest Gander

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."