Reverends Pillows

"Sinead?!"

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Priest's 'To do' list.

Night-time halo

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Welsh airport arrivals.

This is forever... till death do us part...

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

This man is an island.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"I'm naming you VP of Revolution, Action and Edgy Thinking...on one condition...that you promise not to change anything."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

Poetry Buff.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'All the tellers are nuns.'