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"I see you didn't get an obscene bonus last year. The government was counting on it."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Gulliver's other travels.

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business Outlook

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'