Fund Seeker Mugs

"The money to help save your small business is at the end of this bureaucratic hallway. Good luck."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A fight in the Boardroom.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

If you're happy and you know it...

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Too much monkey business...

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'