Money Seeker Mugs

"You must be here for my seminar, 'The Cathedral of Profit'."

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

"Well, I was defeated in the election, but now I can go after the big bucks by being a lobbyist."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business Outlook

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."