Pocket Money Seeker Mugs

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business Outlook

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."