Pocket Money Seeker Pillows

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business Outlook

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."