Revenue Agent Gifts

'The hours are short, there's no night work, and, best of all, you don't need a fence.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"First class, or with children?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

World Tour.

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Airport Security.

Sparkling Water

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Snowmen Around The World...

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Echo Tourism'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The World's Easiest Airport