Revelation Gifts

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Vitruvian Manatee

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Early Photobomb

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

Crumhorn

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

Leonardo Da Vinci.

Dionysus

WOW! That was random!

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

"She's been looking forward to this for years - she even took dancing lessons!"

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.

"You can't identify as me."

"Oh, I forgot to tell you: I was adopted."

Kissing Under The Misanthrope

Christmas Theorbo