Revelation Pillows

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Vitruvian Manatee

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

Early Photobomb

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Crumhorn

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

Leonardo Da Vinci.

Dionysus

"You can't identify as me."

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.

WOW! That was random!

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

"She's been looking forward to this for years - she even took dancing lessons!"

Christmas Theorbo

Kissing Under The Misanthrope

"Oh, I forgot to tell you: I was adopted."

'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'