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Redeemable Securities.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Get a life

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'He's training for a career in law.'

Born to be Wild

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Drinkers.

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

People rushing to buy a book form a book store

Eddy Merckx

Motorbiker.

Chairlift to hell.

The comeback trail

'Bullet-Train Hobos'-a hobo riding atop a very fast train with his dog.

"The best thing we've ever done is to buy advertising on vehicle air bags."

Dreaming of chasing cars.

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

palm tree wings

'My fee will be one third of the two million you're suing for, but remember, I do all the work.'

Scrum Cam

Journalists' Hell

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