Returning To Work After Illness Gifts

'You weren't here to say no.'

'Your absence is as expendable as your appendix, Merryweather!'

'Maybe your flu meds made you paranoid.'

'How sweet is your boss? When he heard you were sick, he took the time to bring your work to you.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

I should probably get out more.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Balancing work and family

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Unicorn Working From Home

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Hand sanitizer

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'Side effects may include....'