Returning To Work Gifts

Hand sanitizer

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'Have a good day, sweetie. Mommy has to go to the office now and attempt to drive a stake through the heart of her competitors.'

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

'You aren't actually being replaced by a woman she's going to be doing her old job and yours.'

"I could be doing this from home."

"Experience isn't necessary, but you must be highly flexible."

"I'm back. My family didn't want to spend more time with me."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

The New Normal

The joy of lockdown release.

'I gave them shared parental leave and they left me holding the baby!'

When scientists come out of retirement.

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

"The doctors said I'm well enough to return to work since most of my symptoms have disappeared but they couldn't say how long I'll remain a little horse."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"Rehire the person who used to water the plants before the layoffs!"

"I imagine it takes a while to get turned around after spending a month in the hospital."

"Yes, in case you are wondering, and I know you are, that was me on the news screaming, 'If you don't let me go back to work, I can't be responsible for what I do to my husband and kids!!!' Anyway, it's really good to be back."

"You've spent lots of time with your family. It's time you got a job!"

"We're all just going to have to accept this is the new 'normal'."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

Going back to work

Bev Trains for Recall

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Henshaw, before we were all furloughed, did you turn the taps off?"

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

Boris Johnson breaking the UK out of lockdown.

Breaking the shackles of 2020