Returning To Work After Illness Prints

'You weren't here to say no.'

'Your absence is as expendable as your appendix, Merryweather!'

'Maybe your flu meds made you paranoid.'

'How sweet is your boss? When he heard you were sick, he took the time to bring your work to you.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

I should probably get out more.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Balancing work and family

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Unicorn Working From Home

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Hand sanitizer

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'Side effects may include....'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'