Returning Home After Work Gifts

"This is the best news."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Hand sanitizer

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Did you miss me?

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"I'm back. My family didn't want to spend more time with me."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

The journey's end

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'Mat leave's almost up...time for you to hunt.'

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"But first let's all congratulate Ted on his return to work."

Working mother

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

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