Returning From Retreat T-Shirts

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Scurile travels

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Monk on the beach

Writer's Block Party

"At last - no Trump."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Priest

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Business acquaintances on holiday

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Spring Training

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Go away

"For quality control purposes, this phone call may be recorded and replayed for laughs at various office parties throughout our company."

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'