Returning From Camp Pillows

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

Airport

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

Pirates on holiday.

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

Monster Souvenir

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"Hi, I'm the new you."