Returning From Military Service Pillows

"Typical. . . the fine gentleman comes back from war, his clothes full of bullet holes and covered with blood and guts and now guess who has to fix the rag!"

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Postwar is hell."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Sabrage

What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...'

"This is the brother I told you guys about."

Non-Combat Troops in Iraq

Let me forget

Place setting with stars

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'While my reserve unit was guarding the Iraqi border, an illegal alien took my job.'

Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago!

Heroes of the Afghan War