Returning From Military Service Gifts

"Typical. . . the fine gentleman comes back from war, his clothes full of bullet holes and covered with blood and guts and now guess who has to fix the rag!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Postwar is hell."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

Veterans Day US

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version

Sabrage

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

"This is the brother I told you guys about."

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...'

Let me forget

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'While my reserve unit was guarding the Iraqi border, an illegal alien took my job.'

Place setting with stars

Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago!

Brigadier Ray McDermot - Royal Australian Army Corps