Returning From Camp Gifts

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Airport

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Mommy and I are back from New Zealand. How was your trip? It was great. I got to see where the Hobbits lived. And there was green everywhere. Then we had to go. They wouldn't grant you and your mom refugee status? No. We tried Antarctica after that. We tried real hard to fit in. But the penguins just would not accept us as part of their society. Tell your mommy Trump's only going to be president for eight short years.

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

Pirates on holiday.

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Monster Souvenir

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

Lost Baggage - 'Do any of these look like yours?'

"Hi, I'm the new you."

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'