Retro Vacationers Gifts

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Overdoing it.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Scene on the English coast.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Seaside

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

The Bonvoy Age...

Bon Voyage

1930's bather.

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."