Retro Vacationers Gifts

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Overdoing it.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Scene on the English coast.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Seaside

Bon Voyage

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

The Bonvoy Age...

1930's bather.

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Sundial Watch

'Morgan and I are getting back to basics.'

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."