Retro Tv Buff Prints

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'I bet we're the only house in the street with a 3D telly!'

Today, we fondly remember the days when there was more on TV than crap nostalgia shows.

Convinced his is watching the lastest in 3D technology, only later would Norman realize he was watching an old episode of Baywatch.

"Peepo deedn't like dat I whas a bandido who used gons to steal corn cheeps."

Everyone remembers the evil goatee. Few recall the Vulcan neck punch.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Before the Internet

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Tokyo City Limits

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

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