Retro Themes Gifts

Retro-temoral Mailing Lists.

1990's themed restaurant - 'Twizzlers'.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Missing Sock Returns

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Early Colour TV

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The Old Time Television Channel

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"He's deliciously vintage."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Alien attack in the 1950s

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'