Retro Rental Revivalists T-Shirts

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Old Book Smell

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Mick Jagger.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

'He's a square!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Brick and Mortar

Old songs made new

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

How Gary got his groove back.

Solar Flares

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Tabby Road

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

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