Retro-modern Fusion Lovers Gifts

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"I'd like to make a return."

Cowpunk

A couple lie in bed

Pamplona 500

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Very old fashioned computer.

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

'No cup holder?'

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Toilet Paper

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

"Maybe I can teach you Spanish with some songs I remember singing as a young man."

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

'I'm sick of history - is there never an end to it?'

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

"It's very sixties."

"The public school hasn't been invented yet. That's why you're being home schooled."