Retro Holiday Seeker T-Shirts

Man falling out of a bathing machine

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Did you say psst?.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

1930's bather.

Early American Think tank

The Bonvoy Age...

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Rest Area: Prospectors' Trail

"I don't understand it; when I was his age I was out all day abducting..."

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Jurassic Par.

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."

The Attorney Barn

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Easier Said Than Done.

'We can't even sue! It's just as the brochure said - sand ,sea ,sun ,solitude... '

"I blame GPS for making me forget the ancient art of map folding!"

'We'd like to get away from reality TV.'

"Have YOU claimed your PPI yet...?"

'You know you problem, Harold? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

The Road Map