Retro Holiday Seeker Pillows

Man falling out of a bathing machine

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Did you say psst?.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

Early American Think tank

1930's bather.

The Bonvoy Age...

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Rest Area: Prospectors' Trail

"I don't understand it; when I was his age I was out all day abducting..."

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

Easier Said Than Done.

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

The Attorney Barn

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."

'We can't even sue! It's just as the brochure said - sand ,sea ,sun ,solitude... '

"I blame GPS for making me forget the ancient art of map folding!"

"Have YOU claimed your PPI yet...?"

'We'd like to get away from reality TV.'

The Road Map

'You know you problem, Harold? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Car navigation