Retro Employment Fan Gifts

"How can I download an employment app?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Hip Operation

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'Same address, 20 years later'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

Pilgrim hits jackpot.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

Although he new it was madness, Wilbur felt his hand move towards the rubber squirter bulb.

Seventies heartthrob