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"How can I download an employment app?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Drive in movies.

Draw!

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Hip Operation

'Same address, 20 years later'

High Tech/Low Tech.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Seventies heartthrob

Pilgrim hits jackpot.