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You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Early Laptops.'

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

You've got snail.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."