Retro Illustration Fan Gifts

Docter joking inappropriately with a patient

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Before the Internet

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'