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"How else you gonna catch up with old friends if you don't gotta smartphone, Gramps?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The original paperless office

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Colonial Larrysburg.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

George Michael

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Groovy Baby

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Technological advances within the office.

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Young Elvis

Old-fashioned computer

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."